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Zipper Burn

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.
"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."
by Orexio January 21, 2016
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Burning Blow

When you shove a penis so far down your throat, you can feel the stomach acid.
The tip of my dick is burned off now because she gave me a burning blow!
by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013
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Trim Burn

After fuckin so much your dick starts to burn when contacted.
I banged so many college girls last weekend i woke up with Trim Burn
by Drew94l August 3, 2010
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warranty burn

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.
Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.
by Loochness September 4, 2013
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Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.
Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.
by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019
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burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007
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Calan Burns

Calan has a massive ding dong

11 incher
person1:Calan Burns has a big ding dong
by ggity69 June 23, 2023
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