Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.

Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.

Bean Spray by ZT14 October 11, 2016

bean holster 

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

bean holster by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016

Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.

"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."

Bean Fucked by Dassah December 23, 2016

bean mode 

When shit is getting brazy as fuck and you let all your worries go away to turn into a full party monster retard.

“Dude that girl said she wants to go home and let me and my friends run a train on her”

“Holy shit dude that girl is in full fucking bean mode”

bean mode by ThePlunkMaster September 24, 2018

Bean Blush

When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.

My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.

Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.

Bean Blush by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Bean Pouch 

The male scrotum.

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.

Bean Pouch by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Bean Bonnet 

The female clitoral hood. The skin covering the clitoris.

I pulled back her bean bonnet and exposed her engorged clit.

My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.

Bean Bonnet by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019