Slanty Eyed Bastard

1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas

2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong

Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"

Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"

by jortmann September 7, 2010

gay basher

Gay basher is some one who has no life so they go and beat up on the people who already have enough problems in there life so that they can seem like they are "heros" when really they are life ruiners who are on there way to this so called hell

Gay basher.........there is no need for an example

by Subastian June 15, 2006

horny bastard

Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.

That horny bastard will spread his cock milk on any bitch with 2 legs!

by RU-Newark December 14, 2008

George Bush Bashers

Some of the smartest people on earth. They realised that the former american president George W Bush is a total idiot and made some quite stupid decisions. They have also been called "BushBashers". These people often have a large amount of IQ and can think and act on their own behalf without a superior idior telling them what to do. BushBashers always have an advantage in discussions about the president since they base their opinions on true fact instead of wild fiction like Iraq was hiding nuclear weapons, preparing a mass-genocide and/or installing Paula Abdul as prime-minister.

BushBashers also have a common enemy, the BushLovers. Their opinions are that George W Bush did his best as a president and made the total right decisions about waging war with Iraq. BushLovers are also more commonly known as morons.

George Bush Bashers: I'm glad that we finally got rid of that idiot Bush!
BushLover: Why? All he did was fighting for the right cause!
BushBasher: And that cause was?
BushLover: That Iraq was hiding nukes and was prepared to fire them!
BushBasher: But Bush himself said that that wasn't the case right?
BushLover: Uhm... well, maybe he did it to hide the facts to prevent a mass-panic!
BushBasher: Right, so even if he was a aware of a nuclear-threat he didn't evacuate major cities to prevent millions from dying? Man, you guys are total morons.
BushLover: What does evacuate mean?
BushBasher: Think that proved my point...

by Lymesloop August 4, 2010

Bastard marks

1.) When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

by Its mE Alex July 16, 2008

bastard belly

an insult to a woman who is pregnant and does not know who the "bastard" in her belly belongs to because she is such a whore.

Sheila is a dirty whore, she's pregnant now and has no idea who the father is. She's just another bitch with a bastard belly.

by abndad77 June 11, 2008

bastard child

Child born with unwed parents or with a father that isn't mothers husband.

Martha had an affair with her co-worker and had a bastard child.

by doggy t December 13, 2006