Alaskan Bullworm

The act of snorting sperm directly from the head of a penis.

“I was with Jennie last night and she gave me an Alaskan Bullworm, almost choked on it”

by illvminavt May 15, 2021

ATLAS

An individual who Always Tells Lame Ass Stories

Here comes Jeff’s ATLAS headass. I wonder if he’s got another lame story about his weekend of canoeing.

by Nasto17 May 22, 2021

alaskan pizza

the act of orgasming on a partner's face who has bad acne in sub-freezing conditions such that the semen freezes instantly on the face, resembling the cheese and pepperoni on a pizza

"It was so cold last night, my boyfriend made me an alaskan pizza."

by NaCL Words September 15, 2021

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

alaskaluvr

i had to do this again bc I didn’t add my name

a sweetheart

gorgeous

and sucks at responding 😉
by wonderelio (aka. tchalametsluvrbot)

“I love alaskaluvr.”

by wonderelio April 3, 2022

Alastair

Baby sniffer. /j /nsx

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!

by a stupid duck May 14, 2022