Adiot

Adiot = noun.
Br. Eng slang
An American idiot or somebody who uses uncool old fashioned American words such as 'suck' or 'dude.'

" Hey man that movie sucks"

' Stop talking like an Adiot"

by Wolvesmon May 17, 2011

auditor

The 21st century Gestapo. Will love you long time whilst going through your work to make sure everything is on the up-and-up but then will stab you in the back with an electrified letter-opener.

Scum of the office-world. The little prick who can hide behind company policy and get a hard-on when they find the dot above your "i" was 2 microns bigger than your company would like it to be

Auditor: "So pleased to be working with you! Could I see your ledger please?"

Worker: "No, fuck off you back stabbing, pedantic shit-stirrer. Come near me and I'll strangle you with your shoe laces".

by flatster December 16, 2008

audiocast

to urinate while standing up

"All men know not to audiocast while company is over, yet few answer to the challenge." - Achewood

by Greatwhite February 16, 2007

Audi

Describing one's immediate desire to vacate the premises/area

Friend: "Here comes your girlfriend's husband"
Punk: "I'm Audi"

by Uncle Max September 18, 2006

Audience

A phrase you use when you walk into a room and everybody is staring in your grill.

I walked into the room and the audience began to gossip.

by Deja Vu October 13, 2005

Audiophile

Someone who is obsessive about audio quality. This includes audio formats, audio equipment, and ripping processes/programs (I.E. Exact Audio Copy). Audiophile's usually have "trained" ears and are able to distinguish the difference between high quality and bad quality music encoding/components through blind testing.

Person: "Hey will you load this CD on to my computer for me while I go grab something to eat?"

Audiophile: "Sure. Do you want it compressed or lossless?"

Person: "What?"

Audiophile: "What format do you want? ALAC, AIFF, VBR, CBR, AAC, OGG, WMA, WAV?"

Person: "Uhhh..."

Audiophile: "I'll go ahead and rip the CD to FLAC level 8, and you can convert it with dBpoweramp to whatever you want later."

Person: "....kay."

by IsThatDoodie? February 1, 2009

auditor

Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.

I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation

by shawn69 June 25, 2006