Whooves asshole

When the anal cavity is stretched so far that the hoof of a horse could fit inside.

"That clown car was kinda like whooves asshole"

by Omgitseli June 6, 2018

Internet Asshole

Someone who's an asshole on the internet. This same person probably can't get away with being an asshole in real-life. Most internet assholes are either too lazy or too retarded to hold a real job.

Man, that Timmy kid is such an internet asshole!

by The Robot Council February 7, 2010

Complete Asshole

A person who steals an item and refuses to give it back just before the owner needs to use it.

Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.

by Legitarius December 26, 2009

Crazy Asshole

A word describing someone who is obsessed with porn, sex toys, cussing and the general love of calamari. A lover of large amounts of facial hair and open to loving any musty hole! Easily blows small things out of proportion and can often times be found punching windshields or shooting holes through their truck!

My brother is a crazy asshole, he dislocated my shoulder last weekend and shot a hole in my car!

by Bonediggity September 8, 2010

Burning Asshole

A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Asshole Casserole

When an overly sweaty ass leads to undesirable chafing in the area between the ass and balls otherwise known as the angry inch.

I've been working for 8 straight hours and I getting a serious case of asshole casserole.

by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006

Drunk Asshole

A Drunk Asshole is a male who goes to parties and gets too drunk too fast. If he is there with a date he will become inflamed with jealousy very easily. He will then proceed to try to pick fights with every other male at the party. When its time to leave or when people become tired of listening to him talk in general he will steal alcohol to take home so that he can get progressively more intoxicated. A Drunk Asshole will then pass out in the car still clutching his stolen booze and to cap the night off he'll tell his date that she likes to fuck dogs.

Last night at the party Steven was being a Drunk Asshole look it up on urbandictionary.com to see what he did.

by Chachilovesthenightlife November 9, 2005