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african wild life 

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)
Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
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african creamsicle 

When u take a burnt hotdog, nut on it and poke your babbys momma in the eye.
My dad gave my mom an african creamsicle and ruined thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws

african fag 

Adrian fag is when you put a african man in the toilet while fingering his asshole while eating greek yoghurt
Oh Jonny what an african fag we did today

African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.
"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."

african cactus 

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass
"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"
african cactus by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017

african cactus 

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
african cactus by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017

African conflict

An African conflict is when six people are in an orgy and one of them starts licking everybody's toes one by one calling them pig holes
Did you just start an African conflict I love you boi in the hood