Adulthood

When you stop pooping and peeing and start shitting and pissing

After taking the biggest shit of my life, I realized i entered adulthood

by Sergej412 December 9, 2023

adult arcade

A casino.

Eddy: Wanna go to the arcade?
Kurt: The arcade? Yeah, I wanna go play Pac-Man!
Eddy: No, you bozo! The adult arcade, where you play at the slot machine!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 31, 2023

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

Adult girlie

its another word for a young lady. I made up this term some months ago and can refer to an adult female between the ages of 18 to 39, given they are youthful looking.

Look at that fine young lady serving us. She is what I would like to call an 'adult girlie. She could not be far past 21, as she is serving us beer.

by JMetal January 25, 2024

Adult

Someone that flushes the toilet

Wow! I love how that adult flushed the toilet.

by Bob11395 February 27, 2024

Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. That's it.

Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.

Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.

Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."

Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...

by TheMadDad April 24, 2024