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Briggsy's Art Police

Otherwise known as Briggsy's Gay Mafia. A bunch of pretentious artists who punish the non-arty. They march through cities and verbally abuse anyone who dares to walk past an art gallery without going in and jizzing their pants in artistic excitement. Briggsy's Art Police is made up of all the artists who have been anally pleasured by Briggsy and who worship the dwarf as their god.
Better not walk past Tate Modern without going in. Briggsy's Art Police will be patrolling and I don't fancy being harangued by a gaggle of mincing queers.
by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006
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low art gloominati

LOW ART as a synonym for "Degenerate" Art, which is purposefully evoked as an empowerment to expressionism; by demonizing oneself beforehand, it leaves little rest for any one possessing critical and belittling eyes to condemn. Which is also in itself a belittlement towards this belittlement of progressive art; to empower it through its evocation. And 'GLOOMINATI' as a play on the words, the prefix gloom juxtaposed with Illuminati to insinuate Marilyn Manson as a dark, overly sinister misery spreading entity, which again is done so sarcastically as they bring nothing but joy to myself and anyone else who gets "it".
we are the low art gloominaties and we aim to depress
by julez roxx January 23, 2008
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Modern Art

When a professor gives you a 50 question multiple choice exam with answers A-H including choices such as All of the above, none of the above, every other letter, etc...

In this situation, you can simply shout out that's bullshit or take it as modern art
by AnnoyedIrish May 3, 2008
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Muto Art

• A movement or style in painting originating in 2004 (associated especially with Darlene Muto) that is characterized by both impressionism and realism.

• Shifting light, color, contrast and fine details in specific areas are all components in this movement of art work.

• An artistic style that roots in capturing a strong emotional connection with the viewer.
The fine art gallery focused all its artwork on Muto Art.
by Art History August 5, 2016
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Portix Art

A copicless artist that can only do amazing art.
Humble and sexy.
Best art YouTuber on earth
Portix Art is the best art YouTuber
How does Portix Art never stop to impress?!
Portix Art is on another level
by Artsy partsy August 19, 2020
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master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.
I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
by PaD May 13, 2005
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Cock Art

When your desk partner at school draws dicks on your desk when your not looking to try and get you in trouule.
Stop drawing cock art on my desk dude!
by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009
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