anal openness

the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass

Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.

Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.

Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009

anal face

The face a woman or man makes when having painful anal sex, characterised by a wide open mouth or gritted teeth, eyes wide open and general redness.

Doggy style in front of a mirror, stick your dick in that ass and watch that anal face!

by InfiniteL February 27, 2008

anal belch

A very cute name for a fart that sounds violent.

The fat man lifted his right cheek and proceeded to perform an anal belch.

by Larry Ristvedt February 16, 2009

Anal Shyness

A medical term; "Anal Shyness" occurs when a person is reluctant to engage in anal sex for fear of hurting or overwhelming their ass. Most commonly found among stubborn females and flaming men who are gay, but haven't engaged in anal sex, due to their anal shyness.

Joe Pa has "Anal Shyness".

by Don Aarontino May 08, 2007

anal hitlier

The action of bumming a hole of either sex and whipping your knobbler out before cumming, flipping the recipeant over and quickly slapping the end of your dick over the centre of the top lip whilst throwing your arm in the air and shouting a german word.

He says...."Quick baby, i've come"
She says...."oh darling, give me a kiss"

Pull out, flip, 'slap!!@*!*!!!'
"SCHNUFFELN SIE DIESES WEIBCHEN!!"

You've been a victim of an anal hitlier love!

by Louie Stimplton October 16, 2007

anal whore

A female who got fucked in the ass so many times more than she can remember, and the common causes for being an anal whore is pornography and prostitution. the highest population of anal whores is in Brazil.

"man Katja Kassin did more than 700 anal scene, what an anal whore."

by Anal Brothel December 26, 2017

anal rapist

A combination of an analyst who is also trained as a therapist and one of the best ever jokes from Arrested development - series 2.

Here, I'll give you his number, he's the best anal rapist around New York!

by Asylum seeker March 15, 2007