Shifting a civic

Shitting your pants

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023

Kingaroy Gear Shift

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.

Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.

“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”

by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025

shift the gizem

The act of one man moving another mans testicles out of the way of the anus to penetrate anus.

Bob had to shift the gizem so he could go balls deep in Doug’s butt hole.

by anonymous April 4, 2024

Paularity Shift

Shifting back and fourth fourth between options, being heavily indecisive.. like a certain someone.

Ugh, we're stuck in another Paularity Shift—where every decision oscillates back and forth so hard, it's like watching a seesaw in a hurricane. Just pick something already, Paul!

by Jimmerbob December 16, 2024

the great shift

when girls stopped going for white dudes and went for black dudes too

man us dreadheads weren’t getting any pussy until the great shift

by psyslayer445 June 30, 2024

Frame shifting

Nope. You just using my own accusations against me as an exercise far call all of you worthless fucking panhandler.

Hym "I don't talk about having any responsibility. YOU'RE THE ONE who claims to have responsibilities. And I ASKED YOU ALL when YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO OTHER PEOPLE (Me to you) ACTUALLY EXTENDS to other people. If everyone around me has a responsibility (As I SUPPOSEDLY do) to other people... At what point so THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME... ACTUALLY INTERACT.... WITH ME... at ANY level? When does the 'responsibility to others' that YOU SAY WE ALL HAVE (and NOT ME I didn't say that) interact with me? NEVER. Fucking never! Because you don't actually believe the shit you believe for YOU. YOUR responsibility to EVERYONE is you doing whatever you feel like doing and EVERYONE'S responsibility to YOU is 'Accepting their responsibility to "other people" (i.e. YOU) and not tainting your perfect with their plight.' Avoiding the question and frame shifting. It's all ANY of you do. It's free money."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

Bat Shift

Working the night shift. more commonly know as the graveyard shift.

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!

by JumpInAWoodchipper October 17, 2015