zorn face

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.

You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.

by bfb715 November 9, 2009

Sally Face

A teen (or adult) who wears a prosthetic face mask to hide his scars, Sally Face is a sweet boy with a kind heart and blue pigtails, as an adult, he will wear his hair down. We do not deserve this angelic boy <3.

Larry: Hey Sal!

Sally Face: Hey Larry

Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?

Sally Face: Hell yeah!

by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022

Upstate Face

Zero chin

Matt Chase has an upstate face

by JuJu139 June 20, 2018

hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.

"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"

by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008

monotone face

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.

After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.

by DjQurt September 29, 2010

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018