Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

spooky dookie

when you take a shit and its absolutely horrifying
not to be confused with pookie bear

i just took a spooky dookie

by anonymous August 31, 2024

DOOKIE

What you do on the toilet

Not every peepee time is dookie time, but every dookie time is also a peepee time.

by DOOKIE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO February 15, 2023

Pukie Dookie

When your butt vomits. Diarrhea

That Taco Bell the other night gave me the pukie dookies.

by Tuonela January 5, 2024

Dookie Fresh

Its Another Word For "The Alphabet"

Did You Learn Dookie Fresh?

by Cute Single Goblin Slay October 20, 2023

Dookie Baby

wen ur chil make a stinky

*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.

by dookiemikey August 18, 2017

Nuclear dookie

A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.

Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.

Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.

by KennyBroflovski January 1, 2024