Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded

Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?

by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017

Brandon

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.

Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.

by Love2.0 December 18, 2017

Brandon

The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports

“Man: let’s play some football”
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”

by the cellist April 22, 2019

Brandon

A person whom is a pussy and is a Mexican.

I told Brandon that he was a pussy, and he accepted it, he is also a Mexican.

by Skiru September 23, 2016

Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon

An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.

“Man, you need to stop being a Brandon.”

by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon

Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.

by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018