spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.
I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.
by Walter Duckface August 08, 2015
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Cyber Fap

The act of fapping while chatting via web cam
Dude : Yo bro did you cyber fap with my girl last night?

Bro: Yeah dude, I cyber fapped with her all night.
by Joe mother May 09, 2015
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Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
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pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.
Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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Fap dungeon

A cave that a man creature crawls into to masturbate, he rarely leaves, only to get food
"Anyone see Josh? Haven't seen him all day..."

"Yeah he's in his fap dungeon..."
by Karab okama January 07, 2021
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butterfly fap

When you lube up your feet and sit Indian style, with bottoms of your feet facing each other and use them to beat your dick.
My mom caught me butterfly faping last night while I was on pornhub.com
by Mark Camry April 27, 2015
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Batty fap

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.
by MintJollyBoy January 05, 2012
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