boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

by ty b. July 1, 2007

Boat Anchor

A large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. In other words, junk.

My company just upgraded their data center. You interested in any of these old IBM boat anchors?

by Securix October 26, 2013

Banana Boat

N. Refers to new immigrants from the West Indies to the United States of African decent. Derogatory in nature.

Carl: I just tried talking to that new guy from Jamaica today, I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
Jim: Don't waste your time, I think he just got off the Banana Boat.

by MViper January 26, 2005

Fail Boat

Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.

Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.

Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.

by World Owner January 14, 2009

tug boat

The girl who is leading a guy by the hand (balls) through a bar to what ever she wants to do.

look at that Tug Boat leading that poor guy

by Bob Floamer April 28, 2005

im on a boat

to mean, on top of the world, in your element, well happy and satisfied.

hey man hows you doing wiv your new girl?
im on a boat,man everything sweet.

by brapbrapbrapgmaninit March 27, 2009

shrimp boat

The act of a fella recieving oral sex from 2 women simultaniously while finger blasting each of them from behind. Each woman must have their ass pointed out to each side in order for the "captain" to reach each vagina for insertion. Wearing a captains hat is strongly encouraged. If walked in upon mid shrimping, the captain must simply reply in his best forrest gump voice "that's my Boat."

Dude, two strippers were giving me head after taking lines of coke off my dong and I gave em the old shrimp boat!

by El Capitan26 December 15, 2011