by You_love_me4 January 14, 2021
A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.
by Drunkbastard1337 April 22, 2017
Ty baker is a fuckin' God and he will beat the ever living shit out of you asshole and he is super strong beat up. he has a lot of girlfriends and but half of them are girls that think there boys making him gay. Ty baker is awesome and he is cool and not sad. Ty bakers best friend is chad grieg and he is awesome
ty baker is awesome and he reads diary of a wimpy kid
by p.lane388141 December 02, 2019
(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.
by Big Jay Dubs February 08, 2022
Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO
Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off
Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off
Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?
by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 01, 2020
A asian dude that is really mean and very smart. He goes to Tottenville high school and he play league of legends ( EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
by faknfo*nwognonwogn68 March 10, 2022
by Stiggy4517 May 21, 2021