Neuromarketing

Marketing straight to the subconscious mind using emotions, suggestion and brain science. Neuromarketing is essentially legal and ethical mind control.

Jake: Yo Cobra, trust me bro theres only 1 type of marketing that works better than sales
Paul: Are u gunna tell him about NLP bro?
Jake: Nah bro this makes NLP guys look like amateurs
Cobra: What is it? Controversy? Cuz if so I'm already using that shit for my hustlers university

Jake: Nah it's neuromarketing
Paul: Ohhh neuromarketing?! I heard you can make ppl do things you want and they will think it was their idea!
Cobra: Damn, for real king? Neuromarketing is Top G. where can I learn?
Jake: Hit up my boy jetset madrid , he is the king of that shit dawg

Random guy eavesdropping: I wonder if I can use neuromarketing to teach my girl to listen to me

by piaheza August 1, 2022

Indira Gandhi🦨

Indira Gandhi is a woman who lead the 1984 Sikh Genocide in which the Sikh’s holiest Gurdwara, Sri Darbar Sahib (Golden Temple) was attacked. Her Operation saw the deaths of many thousands of innocents and saw the desecration of Sri Darbar Sahib and Sri Akal Takht Sahib being reduced to rubble. As a result of her Sikh Genocide and her further efforts to wipe out the Sikh Nation, her two Sikh bodyguards, Shaheed Bhai Beant Singh and Shaheed Bhai Satwant Singh, took revenge on this Kuti and sent her to hell for her actions.

Indira Gandhi🦨 is somebody who is determined to wipe out the Sikh Nation but fails.

by Singhzzzz November 23, 2021

Ape Wellington

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

Kitschedelia

Music categorized as kitschedelia often employs overtly cheesy, tacky, or low brow humor in combination with the experimentation and perception altering characteristics of psychedelic music. The effect of kitschedelia is often meant to confound and challenge the listener and can be heavily conceptual. The genre also has roots in plunderphonics and culture jamming.

Much of the output of The Residents could fall into the category of kitschedelia due to the group's hallucinatory deconstruction of commercial and popular music.

by Keith Courage December 22, 2017

Shadowdobegaydow

Shadowdobegaydow - Shadow being shadow

Shadowdobegaydow - Shadow do be gay dow

by shadowdobegaydow April 12, 2021

A.I.G

The A.I.G (annual incestual gathering) is where an entire family converges to participate in an orgy of monumental proportions.

1st guy: "Why is Howard grinning so much?"
2nd guy: "That sick fuck just got back from the A.I.G in Svalbard"

by Count Noosula November 10, 2017

J-Daly

A person who pretends to be a volunteer but is actually paid.
A person who takes credit for work they haven't done
A person who only shows up for the photo opportunities
J-Daly is an abbreviation of faux volunteer James Daly a notorious egomaniac from Killorglin, Co.Kerry.

Did you see your man standing around in his volunteer Hi Vis Jacket all day, he is some J-Daly

by HellsBellsTells November 23, 2020