Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
by Karab okama January 07, 2021
When you lube up your feet and sit Indian style, with bottoms of your feet facing each other and use them to beat your dick.
by Mark Camry April 27, 2015
The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.
Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.
by MrMaclroy July 18, 2018
The act of mastrubation with high velocity repeated hand movements at the rate of 24/second. (Just like standard animated films). At this rate, hand movements become extremely blurry and hard to distinguish from a simple untrained eye.
The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.
The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.
by Don't Stop Me Now October 30, 2019
by lol rRed January 10, 2019
"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."
"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.
The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.
"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.
The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.
by MintJollyBoy January 05, 2012