by ThugZBunnny May 22, 2019
Get the Photo Posermug. Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.
You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
Typical examples of Poser Speak:
"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"
"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"
"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"
"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"
by Bass Salad November 19, 2014
Get the Poser Speakmug. A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)
Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!
by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022
Get the NASCAR posermug. Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.
by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017
Get the Skate Posermug. someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.
1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."
by kid ak August 23, 2014
Get the workout posermug. by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019
Get the Car Posermug. A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.
Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody
Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.
Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.
by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017
Get the Poser-Hippiemug.