The type of man that sweeps you up off your feet with his golden curtains being amplified by the glistening sunlight as it sways in the wind, tends to wear a Canada goose coat even in summer because he just doesn't care and is wearing his neon 95s if you get them dirty though they wont find your body for a week. Harris Lowes are men whose jawline becomes more defined by the day quickly rising to the spot of Number 1 Hotty in the world, his sigma male energy explodes off of him like blowing up someone's Minecraft house. He oils his 6 pack so that it glistens and so that no one can touch it for free as their hands slide off with the power of zeuses oil. The only way you will get to be close to a Harris Lowe is being ginger and called Hannah Mcnee and swooning him with immense interest and c h a r m.
Sam: Have you seen that hotty of a man he's DEFINATELY a Harris Lowe
David: OMG he makes me feel like the only man in the world when he looks into my eyes
Jake: *nuts all over his Canada goose*
David: OMG he makes me feel like the only man in the world when he looks into my eyes
Jake: *nuts all over his Canada goose*
by harrislowelover29 November 17, 2021
Get the Harris Lowemug. When one is intoxicated to the point that they start to feel as if the are moving at the speed of light. Other symptoms include uncontrollable laughter, seeing double, repeating of people's names every chance they get, and the ability to repaint a car in vomit in under 10 seconds flat
by Blondie and Skinny Bastard December 8, 2009
Get the Lopo Lowmug. A fucking manipulative bitch who manipulated people and made some austistic kids loose friends. I swear to god the auts are smarter because they found out they were manipulated 1st
by Yuuta14 June 6, 2018
Get the Grace lowemug. Him showing up on time is at best... low prolly. Biden giving out helicopter money again has a low prolly of making it through Senate.
by mostdiggity February 12, 2021
Get the low Prollymug. e.g. Mike's mum recently died due to cancer and Brad goes too far with an insult.
Mike-"Lol you'll never be as cool as Hagelberg!"
Brad-"Ha! you're such a bitch, even more so now that your mum's dead!"
Mike-"Go fuck yourself! That was a low-blow Brad!"
Mike-"Lol you'll never be as cool as Hagelberg!"
Brad-"Ha! you're such a bitch, even more so now that your mum's dead!"
Mike-"Go fuck yourself! That was a low-blow Brad!"
by -goat- May 3, 2017
Get the low-blowmug. by SevenNineRock January 19, 2018
Get the Four Lowmug. by CheyboJangles July 28, 2016
Get the low cosbymug.