Worse than a dead beat mom. Gives children up for adoption to start family with new guy. Lives in trash piles so moldy and slimey even Cynthia Silvia Stout would have taken the garbage out. Doesn’t care about well-being of children just wants free food and free place to live.
by BitchTitBag July 29, 2021
Get the trash mommug. by Jaye Leo May 13, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. 
Mom, the woman who brought me into the world. Always positive. No matter how many times I hate her, she will always be my best friend at heart. She helped me around a lot for school, she even did homework for me. She provided me with a lot of material things, she worked every day so she could buy them for me. I hope I will be a mother as well as mine. I love you mom.
My mom is my best friend.
by positivegirl May 30, 2020
Get the Mommug. by KING3R23 January 27, 2020
Get the yer mommug. An insult that really is very cringe nowadays, and some people can't spell properly. It should be your mom, not you're mom. The person who is being insulted must be very confused when they see them being insulted with "you're mom".
by Facade15 April 28, 2022
Get the you're mommug. When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
Get the insufferable new mommug.