ur mom

a large type of cow that is very pretty and enjoys being milked

person one "my favorite cow is ur mom"

by outdoltudlutd March 22, 2022

ur mom

A response to anything

Bitch: You're ugly
Smart person: ur mom

by rich future milf November 20, 2021

yer mom

a fat bitch

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!

by KING3R23 January 27, 2020

Ur mom

The person who birthed you

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons

by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed

Ooh ur mom u did good last night

by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023

Mom

A cow

your mom is ugly as hell.

by oristi October 5, 2021