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Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.
“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022
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Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.
by vogonalover May 19, 2014
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Chuckle-nutting

He was chuckle-nutting on me wile we were playing uno
by Chuckle-nutter September 6, 2025
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health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.
My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!
by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025
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Deez nuts

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"
by poogling July 27, 2021
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Ginger Nut Biscuit

Two gingers and blonde in a 3some.
Felt like a fox’s Ginger nut biscuit, 2 gingers and a blonde for the cream

Was like a tag team
by irene’sdefs March 29, 2022
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