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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake
he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.
by Cruellanj March 25, 2025
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Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
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Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart
by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021
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Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore
“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart
by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025
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clitoral fart orgasm

when you lay your badonkadonk on some pagoga and fart on it 🏳️ 🌈
by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021
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fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.
Fags possess many fart rods among them.
by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006
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