soymilk fiend

One who consumes an entire container of soy milk on a daily basis

Jesus christ, you drank that whole gallon of soy milk, you soy milk fiend!

soymilk fiend by wes February 9, 2004

Facebook friends with benefits 

1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.

2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.

Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.

Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D

Facebook friends with benefits by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009

Fried Asshole 

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

Fried Asshole by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010

friendship bracelets 

bracelets made out of embroidery thread with a few simple kinds of knots. the knots are believed to represent bonds of friendship (hence the name of the bracelets). they are usually presented as a sign of... (hold your breath!) FRIENDSHIP!!!!

when i gave kate a friendship bracelet, she smiled and said, "i am lidia's friend!"

friendship bracelets by ladybugs_rock May 31, 2005

friendgirl 

A girl who is your friend, who you would like to be your girlfriend, but who will almost certainly never BE your girlfriend.

Need I cite an example?

friendgirl by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

Lets just be friends 

Your dick is too small.

I know we had a magical night last night but, lets just be friends, ok?

Lets just be friends by Audiophyle November 22, 2003

Friendly Dugtrio 

For use when you begin drawing a large penis in your friends' book, but quickly have to change it to something else when they realise what you are doing.

Samuels: FUCK - THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE A FREAKING PENIS YOU ARE DRAWING IN MY BOOK!!

Joel: uhh..It's not, its a Friendly Dugtrio!!

Friendly Dugtrio by Friendly Dugtrio May 25, 2009