GameStop New

When an item is clearly used but is being sold as "New" because it was taped shut after being opened.

1: I got a new copy of Smash Bros.

2: It's not wrapped though.

1: Yeah it's GameStop New

2: Ah, yes.

by BudDude February 16, 2022

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New York trigger

A very heavy trigger pull, especially on a handgun.

Originated from the New York Police Department's policy until 2021 of issuing pistols with a trigger weight of 12 lbs..

Do you think that cop wouldn't have hit so many bystanders at Times Square without that New York trigger?

by James Russell, PhD March 12, 2023

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new identity

when a gta 1-0 or base player makes a new channel + gt, to upload people who are up on them/ they lost to. 🤡

shxt new identity random

by Kinsu ix July 1, 2021

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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.

New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

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