Mac n' Jack 

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.

"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."

Mac n' Jack by NormanFives December 10, 2017

Pulling a Jack 

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

Pulling a Jack by Get BEANED May 4, 2018

Clap the Jack 

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

Clap the Jack by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Slap the Jack 

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

Slap the Jack by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

a regular jack and sam 

alternative way to say 'average joe'.
Usually used by creative, 'non-boring' people

"Who's that?"

"Eh, just a regular jack and sam

a regular jack and sam by Jackie Sam March 6, 2018

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac 

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018

Taking a Jack 

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

Taking a Jack by longschlong45 June 9, 2018