cat tongue

a chocolate candy usually found in europe, asia and south america that's shaped like a weird dumbbell but tastes absolutely fire. it's nothing but chocolate, so very picky eater friendly.

my grandma brought some cat tongues from čzech republic, i love her

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 27, 2025

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moochie cat

Tiktok slang used for users not to get their account banned meaning a girls private area

ex: a cute boy post himself
person1: omggg you’re making my moochie cat wet
person2: omggg for real he is so fineeeee

by an unknown secret July 28, 2025

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Gumming Cat

When you shave down a Feline, then proceed to declaw and deteeth, and every other sharp object to touch the body, so you pleasure yourself via the smooth and gummy mouth of the Feline.

“Bro I just turn Oreo into a gumming cat,
You wanna try him out tonight?”

by Jevin D August 3, 2025

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A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.

• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”

by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025

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