monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
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monkey nuts

Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!
liv loves to feed the squirrels monkey nuts
by ανόητη ώρα July 29, 2024
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Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”
by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021
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Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
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Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.
Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.
by randomgirl182 May 02, 2012
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nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.
eg. he nut-roasted
by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014
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