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"this is a joke"
"oh yeah, i have to say it, so... new word!"
by VincentGo! November 5, 2018
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New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
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New deal high school

A school where kids dont know how to keep their mouth shut. A school where they are hoes and takes your mans with no hesitation #hell #hoesisanono
New deal high school is a school "where kids dont shut up and the worst place to be. Id rather beat myself with the books due to the teachers being so annoying" Yet when it comes to everyone else being" hoes and fakers"
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7 news

Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
by iDontTrustYou April 16, 2024
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New

The kind of person that wants to break traditions (not rules, traditions) to make a new order/new world (a new normal) to things is the kind of inventive person that wanted to walk in the water the live power line was down in after the storm, even though 50 less inventive/brave people had decided their tradition of not doing shit like that was keeping them and their family out of trouble, even if the brave and inventive one drew plenty of attention and interest when people heard about what he/she did. It wasn't that other people weren't as curious to know what an adventure into an electric environment would feel like for a few seconds, they just knew they were going to have other shit to do afterwards, and didn't have time to break the tradition along with the one adventurous one.
New is something that comes naturally over time. If you force yourself to get a new car before you really need one, you have done more than you needed to do. Change is like that, things don't need to change because someone wants things to change right now, since the things worth having are natural changes and not forced changes.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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New Jersey - Part 5

Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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