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Fart shivers

A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.
The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.
by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017
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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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Tickle your fart box

To take an object and brush it against your butthole to get a tickling sensation.
Dude, let me tickle your fart box
by Kickmyclitoris October 6, 2017
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Fart

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠
by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022
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Fart Smella

The word: "Smart Fella" but the starting letters of the words are turned around. It's mainly used as an insult for joking around.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023
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