bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.

She looked at me and out came a bologna fart

by itzReadyy August 12, 2024

Fart

The coolest, most amazing, funny, beautiful, radiant, bundle of joy, awesome, wonderful person ever

You’re a fart!!

by Monkey324 August 15, 2024

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

fart cloud

The area in which a fart is smelled forms an invisible cloud

Ew! What a stink, I stepped into your fart cloud.

by Silent Barracuda January 15, 2023

what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.

Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.

by Unbloated January 19, 2023

Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom

bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!

by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023

farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023