by Boneberker October 8, 2017
Get the viking cheesemug. by iliker6s November 10, 2020
Get the Lay your cheesemug. by LICK2CJEESE November 24, 2021
Get the Luck#cheesemug. You know that stuff most people drank as a baby right? How about you try our new product! Its milk but so fucking rotten and expired and old that it becomes solid. Even the hobo from across the street loves it! Forget milk, THIS IS CHEESE.
Milk: Man cheese is hot, I wish I was as hunky and as handsome as cheese. But I'm not solid.
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
by Non-Normie November 24, 2020
Get the Cheesemug. When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
Get the Dick Cheesemug. Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.
by Dong knots July 16, 2015
Get the Seat Cheesemug. Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017
Get the cheese and squeezemug.