shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 07, 2017

cat ranch

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.

Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?

by Skram22 July 21, 2017

cat and gun

when a cat robs a bank with a gun.

thats a cat and gun dude, watch out.

by cat with bank May 17, 2021

Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.

We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.

by Mackster.Yo May 02, 2025

Nyan Cat's Brother

The ugly, and twice as annoying poptart troll; including disturbing background music to make it all the more creepy.

Some side effects of watching poptart troll are:

1) Feeling as though you are being watched,

2) Wanting to watch something happy like, Dora The Explorer,

3) Having the sudden urge to watch Nyan cat for a few hours.

Oh, do you ever watch poptart troll? I'ts on youtube. and is Nyan Cat's Brother

by 11111annonymous11111 November 19, 2011

Butter cat

The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.

"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."

by Wooshie January 26, 2022

whomppus cat

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.

Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

by yourmyprisonbitch May 11, 2014