Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.

That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy

by rayz1459 June 29, 2022

calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.

Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.

by Capital P February 1, 2018

Cut Down

Where a squad of American GI's gets bum fucked by the MG42 100 yards away

John: Lets patrol this town "Move out!"
Hanz: Fritz get the machinegeweer lets (Cut down) these American

John: Oh Shit

God: (Quad kill)

by get man handled May 15, 2022

down bad

Brock

That Brock guy is really down bad!

by The DownBad! June 30, 2021

diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.

Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!

by kenndedy October 4, 2022

it's not shutting down

a phrase you do not want to hear, especially during a Resonance Cascade

*the Resonance Cascade starts*
Shutting down...
Attempting shut down...
It's not...
It's not shutting down, it's not-
*insert shit here*

by cool good epic man August 30, 2025

dj down syndrome

Samsquatch, jef

My name is DJ down syndrome but you can call me Jef

by DJ DOWNSYNDROME November 20, 2017