dick-melting

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

Digital Dick

A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.

"Whoa Bro your dick is small you DIGITAL DICK!!"
"You DIGITAL DICKED me you asshole."

by DirtyHampsterCheese November 29, 2011

Stank dick

A dick that has a layer of moisture and full B.O. dick that has cheese and smells like maximum sweaty balls and like days old cum stain.

Joshua Haddock: you like it, girl?
Grandma Haddock: nah fam, you got dat stank dick!!

by Datgoldenpuss June 22, 2021

Fine Dicking

The Act Of A Man Smacking His Rock Hard Penis Across A Partners Face.

Dishing Out Fine Dickings.

by Fine Dicker May 12, 2012

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

dick throat

When you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Kayla do you have "dick throat"

Idk wats that

Wen you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Oh shit I might have that

I'm telling essence

by dick sucking kaylay 78 September 17, 2016