by TheogSlowchMonkey December 24, 2017
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A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.
Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
by StingerRep March 06, 2021
An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.
“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”
“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
by nbkNova August 10, 2023
uh oh. stinky. poops. ahahahahhaha. poopies. funny. poopies. ah. alalalallalalalalalalal. funny. poops. poop. funny. ooh. E
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by me neck hurtsssss October 05, 2020
A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022