Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 15, 2020

fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

Failure Fart

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.

OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?

by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025

Fart Nickel Butt

When you fart and theres a nickel up your butt

Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!

Fart Nickel Butt

by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024

Tart Fart

When you fill up a hookers ass with cum and then she farts and it sprays everywhere.

Dude, your sister tart farted all over me last night..

by urbanlemon January 09, 2019

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"

by Hassan Lee June 08, 2016

Slush fart

It’s that one shit, where it comes on so suddenly you know it’s going to be like hot diarrhea shots but you didn’t realized that the backsplash was gonna paint your inner thighs and escape the confines of the toilet bowl. Also known as the Jamaican Milkshake.

OMG! I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to clean the shush fart off the toilet seat. I hope grandpa realizes that he shit slush fart all over his inner thighs.

by Bilder Bob November 16, 2020