by Lilmsh July 11, 2023

That lady who got eighty-sixed for yelling in the bathroom and hitting security in the face is now telling the receptionist that she was "just asking questions", but that's every FART's favorite catchphrase
by WORM worrior August 5, 2025

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020

by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.
What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.
by LI9 November 25, 2018
