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Eggy Dick

1. A penis that is covered in egg.
2. A penis that has been infected by the STD gonorrhea.
3. A penis that is covered in eggy poo.
4. A strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.
You killed my fish you eggy dick!

I woke up with eggy dick this morning.

I was bored so I gave myself an eggy dick.
by bazgil123 February 3, 2009
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Kamego Dicks

Unit of measure:
Used to identify substantially small items usually hard to see by the naked eye
1.)What size shoe do you wear? Size 10.5 or 74 Kamego Dicks
2.) That wall is 34 Kamego Dicks out of plum (approx 3")
3.)That drywall is only 18 Kamego Dicks thick, we needed full 5/8" thick.
by <PonySlaystation> August 31, 2017
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atom dick

A dick of such low magnitude, that it is on the molecular level or lower. The word is meant to be an over exaggeration , as no dick of such small size could exist.
I think I know why Joe is always so pissed off. He must have an atom dick!
by The guy November 14, 2014
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rode dick

Past. Action. Taking about The action of sliding up and down someone's penis whilst being on top of them in the past tense.
"Shit man that bitch rode dick properly last night"

"I rode dick like bam baby"
by Dono_c February 27, 2015
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period dick

The definition of an extremely moody asshole who thinks he's top shit but takes out all negative emotions on the people around him.
Whoa, Rhys is such a Period Dick; one moment he was so nice, and now he's being a total asshole
by spikerules November 14, 2014
mugGet the period dickmug.

steel dick

When a guy has a lot to drink and will never cum
Derek got so drunk today that he had steel dick!
by Zoeys mom October 3, 2017
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