Whats for lunch

When you are trying to be slick about being a evil misogynist and you hate black woman

whats for lunch (around beautiful queens)

by Jonnydepo2233 February 20, 2025

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

What's happening here

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.

So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
🤬🖕
Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

whats a father

what you say when someone asks you if u have a relationship with yo father 💔

you can hear the pain in his dih💔💔

"whats that? whats a father💔"

by yabadabadoobab February 26, 2025

what the shat

Is another way of saying "what the fuck", or "what the shit".

What the shat she was talking about me?

by NotPrats February 27, 2025

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025