IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

Kid bro effect

Makes girls obsessed with you

I have the kid bro effect.

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

Kid

A kid is also know as a baby goat.

Omg that kid is so adorable.

by Piglet 11234 June 21, 2017

kid kulture

Kid Kulture” is a movement that is about spreading love and positivity. As Rapper/Entertainer “Kid The Kid” pushes this movement he believes it will help end racism and help bring the fun back into the world.

Kid: when your a kid, you don’t care about someone’s skin color or what people think about you. Your just being yourself, wanna have fun and love everybody.

K(C)ulture: this is a way of life

Kid Kulture (A.K.A. Double K’s)

by WorldTopDefinitions December 15, 2017

ipad kid

that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.

Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?

Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.

by jimyjohn December 19, 2021