Fart

The cry of an imprisoned turd!

Everytime I fart it's like my turds are crying to be released from the prison confines of my asshole.

by Servinmervin November 22, 2021

Front Flip Fart

When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.

Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.

by maryjayne007 August 12, 2023

Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.

I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.

“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”

by Yackitol November 7, 2022

fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)

that shitter over there is a fart nugget

by insaniotary February 27, 2024

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024