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penis m&m

Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”
by yungbludslittlebaby February 28, 2021
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penis

A body part that sheds every month. It’s known for boys to have them, girls can have them too but they would need a dildo. It’s also known for being eaten in famous meals like hot dog, spaghetti, ham, bacon, beef, soup and stew, and our very famous penis nut stew. We cut off the penis and chop it up and bake until golden brown (be sure to season) and make a peanut stew and add your meat and that’s it. yum. I tried it with my ex boyfriend’s penis
what a nice penis you have there Kyle”
“thanks I got it for my birthday
bro what
by anonymous February 28, 2021
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Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
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Penis

Something that Justin Bieber doesn’t have
by BigBlackWillyDanIswithNed March 1, 2021
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penis

Something you search up on the Urban Dictionary when you have no life.
"Whats up my niggas! I just searched penis on the Urban Dictionary!" "Wow thats so funny! Hahahahahahahahahha!"
by anonymous March 2, 2021
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penis

a very big sword
by p0gch@mp March 2, 2021
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Penis

I have a penis
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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