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Friendzoned 

friendzoned is basically a preemptive rejection where people get too comfortable with someone and see them as only a special conversation/sharing info partner 'a friend' and unconsciously reject the person as a sexual opportunity and would be shocked and appalled if that was brought up
1)Becky shares too much with me. She told me how she comes on to people, then did those actions towards me, then when I asked her about it, she said she did not notice and told me she saw me as a friend. Got Friendzoned.

2)Susan makes out with lots of guys. You try to be the next one. You start talking with her a lot. You make a sexual joke about you two hooking up. She tells you she does not have a lot of male friends and wants to be friends with you. Got Friendzoned
Friendzoned by Jerry Kinear March 5, 2011
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friendboy 

A male friend of a girl, with whom the girl does not have sexual relations with, (or commonly also, just doesn't want to admit she is, in fact fucking him) who is not her boyfriend.

See also: friendgirl
Synonym of: friend just friends
Compare: boyfriend
Mother: Who was that guy dropping you home with the car, boyfriend?
Daughter: He's just a friendboy...
friendboy by Wizz0r May 11, 2008

FriendXecution 

FriendXecusion is the new word for ''un-friend'' and ''de-friend" in all social sites.

Its no longer cool to unfriend, friendXecution is IN!
So I looked at my friend list and saw some people that seriously need some friendxecution.

Myspace Fiend 

A person who constantly exhausts precious hours (sometimes days) of their lives on Myspace. This person has nothing better to do with their life, and therefore stays on Myspace for hours at a time, even when they are not communicating with anyone else. Usually while they aren't talking to anyone, they pleasure themselves by looking through thousands of profiles (most likely adding every single one), and occasionally by being nosey and reading other peoples comments. The saddest part about it, is that most of these people will deny their myspace-fiendishness in hopes that society will still think they're cool. Unfortunately, no we don't, you pathetic losers. =p....
Through Myspace comments...

Laura- yea its kinda sad i prolly have dreams about sittin on myspace... Damnit Tom!.... is Tom a real person?

Clayt-Laura...you're a Myspace Fiend...

I Set My Friends On Fire 

I Set My Friends On Fire is a beast Screamo band from Miami Florida. The band formed in 2007 and the members include Matt Mehana (Vocals/Screams) and Chris Lent (Drums). Nabil Moo (Guitar, Bass, Vocals) was a former member who left then recently directed one of their music videos. Weird, I know. ISMFOF is currently touring with replacements for Nabil but are not yet part of the permanent lineup.

Albums Include:

"You Cant Spell Slaughter Without Laughter"

Songs to check out from this album:

Things That Rhyme With Orange

But The Nuns Are Watching

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos (Best one in my opinion)

"Astral Rejection"

Songs to check out from this album:

It Comes Naturally

Excite Dyke

Astral Rejection

Oh, and by the way, these guys are AWESOME live! I recommend you guys go see them ASAP before Matt fucks up on something (hes a junkie).
Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 1: DUDE FUCK YEAH ITS SO DOPE!! I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE FOREVER!!!

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 2: Yes I did, and im actually very disappointed.

just good friends 

what your best friend tries to tell you. When hes bangin' the chick youve wanted since you were 10.
"dont worry man, were just good friends"
just good friends by Ant July 13, 2004

fried chicken 

A wonderful food that comes in a bucket. Goes great with porno.
Fried Chicken is delicious, and pornography is video tape of people haveing sex.

Fried Chicken Store Owner: "They know what I like... money. And I know what they like... Fried Chicken.
fried chicken by Leeroy May 11, 2003