Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.

I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.

by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

Fart

When you lick a minors butthole till they bleed

Bro I just used the fart on my lil sis

by Fary man farter May 9, 2021

Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024

Fart

A fart is a majestic smell coming from a rear end people like to eat them

Random girl : OMG who just farted

Other girl : not me

by Catqueen111 August 15, 2021

Poop Fart

A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.

“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”

by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

fart monkey

the moment when a monkey farts

darn that was a fart monkey

by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020

Tip Fart

A large fart that is generated on the tip of a turd overnight. Especially nauseous and usually expelled early in the morning when your partner or friends are still sleeping.

I went camping and my friend cut a tip fart in the pup tent to wake me up to go fishing.

by nottme1 November 16, 2020