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The Microsoft Chicken 

the microsoft chicken means the chicken works on microsoft headqaurters...

Built like a burnt chicken nugget GURLLLL 

it means u ugly.
“girl shut up, you built like a burnt chicken nugget GURLLLL” -Hannah 2022

slayin this chicken 

The act of consuming large portions of cock in a crude yet effective manner.
“Hey Dad, why do you buy Mom so much expensive stuff?”

“Trust me son, if you saw the way she was slayin this chicken, you’d do the same.”

Glock cooked chicken 

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.
I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

I have a chicken 

How you respond to; do you have a chicken
Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

The kentucky fried chicken fucker 

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most