Cat Mario

Mario, but with a Cat; and a ton of unfair BS. Trial and error galore.

Cat Mario is for masochists

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Cat wish

The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap

You’re such a cat wish😍

by Wavae April 9, 2019

Cat

Trick or Treat

The cat was loving on me but then she attacked me

by Zagney December 3, 2023

burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 20, 2017

A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.

Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!

by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019