what the chuff

Yorkshire saying - similar to What the F***?! But northern and better.

Bob: Chuffin' 'eck! Larry's gone t' pub withowt meh.

Steve: what the chuff is he playin' at?!

by Louis Lovetrain May 03, 2023

I do what I want

"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.

Q: when are you going to clean your room
A: I do what I want

by Grouchy Buddha March 03, 2023

what i do

Ah, I see what you’re referring to now! Here’s a fitting Urban Dictionary-style definition:

To What I Do (phrase): A playful, nonchalant response to being accused of wrongdoing or questionable behavior.

“you was hella wrong for what you did”
“what i do?”

by taco123pizza124 December 23, 2024

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

what the zee

a synonym for what the f**k or what the hell or what the heck. abbreviated as "wtz"

random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?

or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"

by yes.. April 10, 2008

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 01, 2024

what the gas

When something is so gas that you have to say what the gas

No homework, what the gas

by What the gas enthusiast April 08, 2021