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fart

"who farted bro"
"me"
"oh? on god?"

*kiss*
by aughh dookie May 16, 2022
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Fart

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠
by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022
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BBF (Bare Bum Fart)

A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.
1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.

2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021
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Fart

A fart is a graceful burst of air that smells like peeps.
When u fart it comes out of two cherries that also smell like peeps.
Ex: My FART is quite unique!!!!
by iPad racoon January 3, 2021
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Fart

What your dad. does. so you. Lose ur sense of smell

Jeff's dad:farts

Jeff:dies
I farted and it smelt like crap.
by CakeIsYummy December 5, 2019
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